Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Great Gatsby trailer. OKAY. I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH. THERE IS SO MUCH TO PROCESS HERE.

  • A song from an album about being a filthy rich asshole kicks off the trailer for a movie about filthy rich assholes. CLEVER.
  • Nothing says New York 1922 quite like a song from 2011.
  • Why so many accents? I can’t take it. C’mon.
  • It’s a pretty major accomplishment that I watched an entire trailer that featured Leo DiCaprio and was overwhelmed by his beauty a grand total of zero times.
  • “Isn’t it great when books that are so beautifully character-driven become movies that are lavish and self-indulgent?” said no one.
  • Did these idiots seriously use a Watch The Throne song? Like, for real?
  • POSITIVE NOTE: CAREY MULLIGAN. 
  • What possible reason could there be to put this movie in 3D? This is infuriating.
  • I hate this trailer so much but will go see this movie at least seventeen times.