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Apr 29

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Apr 23

MOM, WATCHING THE VOICE

Apr 17

Hi there.

So, I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent the last three months really angry about what happened in Newtown. I’m mad that those sweet, beautiful, innocent little kids weren’t kept safe. I’m mad that their poor parents are now forced to face a life without them. I’m mad that the brave teachers and educators at the school that day were taken away from their friends, from their siblings, from spouses, from their kids. I’m mad about Oak Creek. I’m mad about Aurora. I’m mad about Tucson. I’m mad about the fact that innocent people die every day in the “land of the free” because guns abound.

Mainly, though, I think what makes me the most angry is the inaction of legislators. These people don’t represent their constituents. They work for lobbyists, for corporations that fund their campaigns in return for votes and tax loopholes and exemptions and so much other bullshit it makes my head spin.

Here is a list of the Senators that voted against the bill, along with the amount of money they received in their last election cycle from the NRA. I didn’t include their party because, honestly, parties don’t matter. Republicans and Democrats aren’t on different teams. Their loyalty begins and ends with the people that write their checks. These numbers are from the Center for Responsive Politics, which is kick-ass site that we should all be reading daily.

Lamar Alexander (GA) - $13,350

John Barrasso (WY) - $9,899

Max Baucus (MT) - $7,450

Roy Blunt (MO) - $9,900

John Boozman (AR) $2,000

Richard Burr (NC) - $7,900

Saxby Chambliss (TN) - $9,900

Tom Coburn (OK) - $2,000

Thad Cochran (MS) - $5,000

Bob Corker (TN) - $4,950

John Cornyn (TX) - $500

Mike Crapo (ID) - $5,950

Ted Cruz (TX) - $10,150

Mike Enzi (WY) - $5,950

Deb Fischer (NE) - $4,950

Lindsey Graham (SC) - $7,400

Chuck Grassley (IA) - $6,950

Orrin Hatch (UT) - $5,000

Dean Heller (NV) - $9,900

John Hoeven (ND) - $4,950

James Inhofe (OK) - $8,400

Johnny Isakson (GA) - $2,500

Mike Johanns (NE) - $4,950

Ron Johnson (WI) - $1,000

Mike Lee (UT) - $2,500

Mitch McConnell (KY) - $9,900

Jerry Moran (KS) - $3,000

Lisa Murkowski (AK) - $4,500

Rob Portman (OH) - $9,900

James Risch (ID) - $4,950

Pat Roberts (KS) - $5,950

Marco Rubio (FL) - $4,950

Jeff Sessions (AL) - $4,950

Richard Shelby (AL) - $8,450

John Thune (SD) - $8,000

David Vitter (LA) - $4,950

Roger Wicker (MS) - $7,450

Vote these motherfuckers out.

So sweet. So naïve.

So sweet. So naïve.

Apr 10

“My biggest adrenaline rush of the day was watching tribal council.” — things I said in both 2001 and 2013

Apr 02

See you in 317 pages.

See you in 317 pages.

Mar 30

FAVOURITE HEADLINE ALWAYS AND FOREVER

FAVOURITE HEADLINE ALWAYS AND FOREVER

Mar 27

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Mar 26

LOL STEP ASIDE, PEASANTS.

LOL STEP ASIDE, PEASANTS.

WATCHING THE VOICE