shelby

May 29

A LETTER TO SPRING

Hey gurl,

I love shopping for shoes on your website. It’s my go-to shoe site. I like the sizing of your shoes and the selection is always excellent the prices are great. You get me.

AT LEAST, I THOUGHT YOU GOT ME. UNTIL TONIGHT WHEN I SAW THIS SHIT ON YOUR HOMEPAGE.

STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

xoxo,

Shelby

May 27

Hi this was my weekend it was the very greatest ok bye

May 26

So many tears. Also, today I’m finally seeing Book of Mormon. I may never stop crying.

May 21

Mom v. Cee-Lo

• Cee-Lo: I would be a male exotic dancer.
• Mom: HE DID NOT SAY THAT. HE DID NOT.
• Mom: He obviously doesn't want to make any money.

May 20

My mom vs. Cee-Lo

• Kris: Who's sexier than Cee-Lo?
• Mom: Everybody.

May 13

A SUMMARY OF MY LIFE, SO FAR

Ages 7-present: Backstreet Boys all the time.
Ages 13-present: Jesse McCartney all the time.
Ages 16-present: Waiting for this moment.

May 12

(Source: norwegian-blue, via ihopericksantorum)

ALL OF THE EMOTIONS. ALL OF THEM.

May 11

How hard did you laugh when you heard Kanye rap “this is something like the Holocaust” IN A MOVIE SET IN 1922?

May 10

WTF

NBC didn’t pick up the John Mulaney pilot, which means that NBC is officially my archenemy.