March 2012
11 posts
“I’m into US politics, it’s my Jersey Shore.”
—(via kellyoxford)
February 2012
24 posts
JK Rowling is writing a new book
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!
“Here’s what I tell people. They say to me, ‘I’d like my own situation comedy.’ And I say ‘Well, fine. Do you think you’re going to be as good as Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin?’ And that’s the end of the conversation. If you’re not going to be as good… get out of the way. Just get out of the way.”
—David Letterman
Hello everybody, welcome to this year’s edition of “SHELBY GETS ADDICTED TO COFFEE AFTER PURCHASING MULTIPLE CUPS A DAY BECAUSE SHE IS THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING FREE DONUTS”
CURRENT TALLY:
Tim Horton’s: 4
Shelby: 0
Let’s give up on Rick Santorum for Lent.
My sister, 19, watching Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
- Megan: Is this movie about 9/11?
- Me: Sort of.
- Megan: Oh, my god. I can't believe you made me come see a 9/11 movie.
- Megan: 9/11 is one of my biggest pet peeves.
- Megan: Well, I'm glad Tom Hanks died early in this movie, I can't stand him.
- Megan: Forrest Gump was the stupidest movie I've ever seen in my life.
- Megan: I'm so bored.
- Megan: So this movie is up for Oscars and it's just about a kid that's angry at the world? So my entire life is worthy of an Oscar?
- Megan: Well that was a waste of time.
