JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!
Hello everybody, welcome to this year’s edition of “SHELBY GETS ADDICTED TO COFFEE AFTER PURCHASING MULTIPLE CUPS A DAY BECAUSE SHE IS THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING FREE DONUTS”
Tim Horton’s: 4
Let’s give up on Rick Santorum for Lent.
- Megan: Is this movie about 9/11?
- Me: Sort of.
- Megan: Oh, my god. I can't believe you made me come see a 9/11 movie.
- Megan: 9/11 is one of my biggest pet peeves.
- Megan: Well, I'm glad Tom Hanks died early in this movie, I can't stand him.
- Megan: Forrest Gump was the stupidest movie I've ever seen in my life.
- Megan: I'm so bored.
- Megan: So this movie is up for Oscars and it's just about a kid that's angry at the world? So my entire life is worthy of an Oscar?
- Megan: Well that was a waste of time.