JK Rowling is writing a new book
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!
Here’s what I tell people. They say to me, ‘I’d like my own...– David Letterman
Hello everybody, welcome to this year’s edition of “SHELBY GETS ADDICTED TO COFFEE AFTER PURCHASING MULTIPLE CUPS A DAY BECAUSE SHE IS THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING FREE DONUTS” CURRENT TALLY: Tim Horton’s: 4 Shelby: 0
Let’s give up on Rick Santorum for Lent.
My sister, 19, watching Extremely Loud &...
Megan: Is this movie about 9/11?
Me: Sort of.
Megan: Oh, my god. I can't believe you made me come see a 9/11 movie.
Megan: 9/11 is one of my biggest pet peeves.
Megan: Well, I'm glad Tom Hanks died early in this movie, I can't stand him.
Megan: Forrest Gump was the stupidest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Megan: I'm so bored.
Megan: So this movie is up for Oscars and it's just about a kid that's angry at the world? So my entire life is worthy of an Oscar?
Megan: Well that was a waste of time.