February 2012
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The giggles.
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JK Rowling is writing a new book
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!
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Here’s what I tell people. They say to me, ‘I’d like my own...
– David Letterman
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Hello everybody, welcome to this year’s edition of “SHELBY GETS ADDICTED TO COFFEE AFTER PURCHASING MULTIPLE CUPS A DAY BECAUSE SHE IS THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING FREE DONUTS”
CURRENT TALLY: Tim Horton’s: 4 Shelby: 0
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Let’s give up on Rick Santorum for Lent.
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My sister, 19, watching Extremely Loud &...
Megan: Is this movie about 9/11?
Me: Sort of.
Megan: Oh, my god. I can't believe you made me come see a 9/11 movie.
Megan: 9/11 is one of my biggest pet peeves.
Megan: Well, I'm glad Tom Hanks died early in this movie, I can't stand him.
Megan: Forrest Gump was the stupidest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Megan: I'm so bored.
Megan: So this movie is up for Oscars and it's just about a kid that's angry at the world? So my entire life is worthy of an Oscar?
Megan: Well that was a waste of time.
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