June 2011
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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May 29th
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May 21st
kellyoxford: source: Jonathan Schwarz
May 20th
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Jack: Let me ask you a question, Kenneth. If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?
Kenneth: Oh no, sir. I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name.
Jack: That’s Republican, we count those.
May 19th
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“I’m going to walk up to him and say the four most vicious words you can say to a...”
– Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock (via penguins-with-sprinkles)
May 14th
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Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.
May 9th
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“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
– Abraham Lincoln
May 9th
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May 7th
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May 4th
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Liz: Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
Jack: That's an excellent question. The answer is: questions like that.
May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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