kellyoxford: source: Jonathan Schwarz
Jack: Let me ask you a question, Kenneth. If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?
Kenneth: Oh no, sir. I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name.
Jack: That’s Republican, we count those.
I’m going to walk up to him and say the four most vicious words you can say to a...– Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock (via penguins-with-sprinkles)
Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.– Abraham Lincoln
Liz: Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
Jack: That's an excellent question. The answer is: questions like that.